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Fully functional, sleeps anywhere and is totally user friendly.

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Jul 22, 2023
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A special post from the archive for all the ailurophile readers

Product Review

I found this great item on Amazon yesterday afternoon. They offer five different colors and sizes, with a wide variety of special features, and all are made in the USA, which is always a bonus. Only $19.99 each, and for only $10 more you can get a set of three. Hell of a deal, if you ask me — and you have to love that free Prime shipping!

From the many feline options offered, I selected a female orange tabby, the “Nap-Master / Mole-Catcher Combo” model. ( See top photo. ) I placed the order in one click. They make it too easy, don’t they?

I can’t believe it – the box arrived this morning, only fifteen hours after placing the order! How do they do that? She was packaged with care in a sturdy box marked THIS SIDE UP and was well-protected with layers of bubble wrap.

I inspected her thoroughly and she is exactly as shown in the photos — she matches the description perfectly. She seems to be fully functional, including the purr feature ( no shut-off switch). She runs well, and apparently can sleep anywhere. Totally user-friendly. No assembly required and no annoying instructions mis-translated from the Chinese.

Amazon even included discount coupons towards purchasing all of the necessary accessories, such as

• a personalized food dish
• an auto-fill water bowl
• a feathery chicken toy on a string
• a starter case of Fancy Feast
• two boxes of Squeeze-Ups
• one bag of salmon-flavor crunchy treats
• a plush blanket
• a grooming brush
• a deluxe litter tray
• 25 lb. bag of scented litter

I had no idea cats needed so much stuff! BUT I am glad I found this charming creature — I named her Snoozy. I like her so much, I am considering purchasing others. I am trying to decide whether I should get a multi-color, random box of six ( How cool is that?! )

Or three individually packaged ones of my own model choice.


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Mitchell Allen
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Jul 22Liked by Sharron Bassano

okay... 🤣

Kudos to herding those cats into such charming photos!

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Jim Cummings
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Jul 22Liked by Sharron Bassano

"Nap Master" Love it!

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