B-Double E-Double R-U-N
The new connoisseurs of beer - a one-minute story with sing-along
From the February 2023 archive…. a revision
Do you remember, Larry, how easy it used to be to buy beer? Just run into the store, get yourself a twelve-pack of Bud, and Bob’s your uncle! In and out in five minutes.
Now you got this entire damned aisle, four shelves high, long as an airport runway, with every kind of beer you could think of. Takes half an hour to find what you want, don’t it? Always afraid you’re gonna miss out on something. How about the one with the taste of oranges in it? Or the one with the naked woman on the label?
L’il Sumpin’ Sumpin’… Fat Tire … Hazy Little Thing … Kilt Lifter … Electric Unicorn … Pernicious Weed, wait … Coors? Seriously? What the hell?
I don’t get it, Larry. How’d it happen to us? How did a bunch of dumb-ass garage-drinking buddies turn into serious connoisseurs of hops?
Beer Run Sing Along with Rich Fisher - triple click
Miller Lite for me. If I want to get fancy, I'll have a Yuengling. Please no fruit in my beer--and Bob's your uncle.
Two hearted Trout! No kidding! I think I bought it for the art work.