Quite brilliant. I fancy being a pole dancer myself, because I need the exercise. Apart from the humour, it reads like Philip K. Dick story, or an epuside from The Twighlight Zone.
Thanks, Terry. I used to have a TV, and I remember very well what all those adverts sound like, the phrases they used. Come to think of it, that is why I tossed the damn TV out eight years ago! And yes! Pole dancer. A logical choice for you! I could also see you as a part of the frog brigade, too,
Big Al certainly sounds like he was cut in the mold of "Honest Ed" Mirvish, whose eccentric oversized variety store was a fixture in Toronto for many long years.
Thanks, David!. I think sales businesses like Big Al’s abound. Especially on TV. At least in my area. Furniture stores, appliance stores, car parts, electronics, politics…
Love this! So many options!! I think I’d like to Trade in for a Hippie Cat Whisperer. Already a turkey, squirrel, deer, gopher and husband-whisperer. I do have experience with cats. Where do I apply?
It's been quite a while since I've laughed this hard. Goodness! So many awesome choice to pick from. I'll take No. 9 if it's still available. ..... Oh wait!
Great new listings, Sharron! Thank you. I just got a new life but I would have gone for the Lumberjack position in an instant. A friend in N.O. will be in touch about the Pole Dancer life. That refurbished shotgun house in the 7th Ward is what sold her. She might go for the option as well. Thanks, again.
I will have Big Al put the lumberjack life on reserve, in case you change your mind. Also, tell your friend to absolutely take the option. That Remi - he aims to please!
An easy choice, Yael. Might suit you. I don't see you as a Hallmark movie kind of girl, though. But something tells me you have never tried pole dancing. And neither have I. Might be an adventure for both of us!
Surprised you don't have that as your "go to" cure for all that ails you. Works great here every time ))) Extra credit: pet a cat and invite said cat to nap with you. )))
I think you missed your calling, Sharon. You would have made a great ad copywriter or used car salesperson. Lots of laughs in this piece. I like the way you emphasize the positive aspects of these lives and completely ignore the downside. I missed the original. Can I find it in your archives?
Ha ha ha Yes! This version is virtually the same as the first one, I just added three more “timely listings”. The original is no longer in the archive.
Thanks for reading my Leaves, Parker. I am glad you found something you could identify with in this one. Good choice. We could use a good sniper right about now. ( Urg. Did I say that out loud?)
Deliciously, delightfully bonkers - and waaaaaay closer to my own live(s) than I'd like to admit!
No, I'll admit it. I've always wanted a job title, a name tape, a label, an ID badge, yet I've spent my entire existence pigeonholing my imaginary self into a whole load of creative career identities without actually ever having a career. My favourite job title ever was 'part-time temporary typist', which takes about as long to say as the duration of my entire employment in the position.
"part-time temporary" Sounds good to me. I have been thinking of inquiring for a job affixing those little stickers to pieces of fruit in the market. I think I could totally do that job!
What a hoot~! Torn between #7 Waitperson/Server in Loxahoochee, and the Frog Brigade.
ha ha ha! Thanks
Take the Frog Brigade. Frog is being considered for Time's Person of the Year.
Quite brilliant. I fancy being a pole dancer myself, because I need the exercise. Apart from the humour, it reads like Philip K. Dick story, or an epuside from The Twighlight Zone.
Thanks, Terry. I used to have a TV, and I remember very well what all those adverts sound like, the phrases they used. Come to think of it, that is why I tossed the damn TV out eight years ago! And yes! Pole dancer. A logical choice for you! I could also see you as a part of the frog brigade, too,
It was a difficult choice!
Laughing is the first reaction: What a way to begin November!! A belly laugh is a necessary ingredient. Love it!
Good! Mission accomplished, Jill. Happy day to you!
Big Al certainly sounds like he was cut in the mold of "Honest Ed" Mirvish, whose eccentric oversized variety store was a fixture in Toronto for many long years.
Thanks, David!. I think sales businesses like Big Al’s abound. Especially on TV. At least in my area. Furniture stores, appliance stores, car parts, electronics, politics…
And used car dealers, like “Mad Man” Muntz in California…
Yes! Exactly so!
Here in Winnipeg we had Nick Hill of Kern-Hill Furniture Co-Op, who always did his ads wearing a cowboy hat and shouting ‘COME ON DOWN!”
His cousin Big Jim DeLoon worked here on the coast. Come on down. Two for the price of one. It all has to go!
Love this! So many options!! I think I’d like to Trade in for a Hippie Cat Whisperer. Already a turkey, squirrel, deer, gopher and husband-whisperer. I do have experience with cats. Where do I apply?
Yes! I can see you in the love beads, hanging out on the river bank. Apply down at Big Als. No hurry. He’s had this listing for a while.
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Groovy.
It's been quite a while since I've laughed this hard. Goodness! So many awesome choice to pick from. I'll take No. 9 if it's still available. ..... Oh wait!
live large, girl! A more inspired choice for you would be pole dancer!
you're absolutely right. oh the ooos and aaaahs I'll get with this body. woohoo!
#6 and #7 are both very alluring!
The loxahoochee life sounds great, IF you aren't worried about mosquitos, gators, book burning and Ron DeSantis . Just saying.
Great new listings, Sharron! Thank you. I just got a new life but I would have gone for the Lumberjack position in an instant. A friend in N.O. will be in touch about the Pole Dancer life. That refurbished shotgun house in the 7th Ward is what sold her. She might go for the option as well. Thanks, again.
I will have Big Al put the lumberjack life on reserve, in case you change your mind. Also, tell your friend to absolutely take the option. That Remi - he aims to please!
What a great idea! I think number 11 would suit me. I’ll sleep on it and see what the morning says.
An easy choice, Yael. Might suit you. I don't see you as a Hallmark movie kind of girl, though. But something tells me you have never tried pole dancing. And neither have I. Might be an adventure for both of us!
I can tell you've had a hard day. I prescribe more chocolate and an unexcused nap in the sun.
Phew! Thanks for that! Great idea.
Surprised you don't have that as your "go to" cure for all that ails you. Works great here every time ))) Extra credit: pet a cat and invite said cat to nap with you. )))
Perfect!
I think you missed your calling, Sharon. You would have made a great ad copywriter or used car salesperson. Lots of laughs in this piece. I like the way you emphasize the positive aspects of these lives and completely ignore the downside. I missed the original. Can I find it in your archives?
Ha ha ha Yes! This version is virtually the same as the first one, I just added three more “timely listings”. The original is no longer in the archive.
How can I possibly choose? Curse you Big Al for so many great options.
I heard they still have a few openings in the frog brigade in Portland. Just saying…
I can't live in a state that starts with the letter O. It's weird, but there it is.
Trained Sniper sounds good. I like appointments. They get things done. Hehe. Great post, Sharron.
Thanks for reading my Leaves, Parker. I am glad you found something you could identify with in this one. Good choice. We could use a good sniper right about now. ( Urg. Did I say that out loud?)
Deliciously, delightfully bonkers - and waaaaaay closer to my own live(s) than I'd like to admit!
No, I'll admit it. I've always wanted a job title, a name tape, a label, an ID badge, yet I've spent my entire existence pigeonholing my imaginary self into a whole load of creative career identities without actually ever having a career. My favourite job title ever was 'part-time temporary typist', which takes about as long to say as the duration of my entire employment in the position.
"part-time temporary" Sounds good to me. I have been thinking of inquiring for a job affixing those little stickers to pieces of fruit in the market. I think I could totally do that job!
Oh, what a lovely job that sounds! Can I be the one to pass you each sticker in turn? Apples first, or lemons?
Oh, my! What a team we would make!
You had me chuckling along.. until I hit #10 Personal Driver, Detroit.... that one got me to laugh aloud. Thank you!!!!
Paula! I am so glad this made you smile. Big Al is offering a hell of a deal on #10. right now. Might be time for a change?