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Come on, Jack... 🤦‍♂️

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Yeah, Jack, really. You are losing old Gracie. Then who will buy your Doritos?

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Yup bought em and ate em. Go to bed man.

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Great answer, Kate. I buy them, I eat them Get your own!

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Kinda reminds me of George Castanza's parents. : )

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ha ha ha! right!

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Blimey. How can anyone stay married to someone who is obsessed with Dorritos?

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I know, right? Time they both moved on. Thanks for your comment Terry!

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🤣🤣

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I think Gracie needs to bolt in the night. And take the Doritos with her.

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I am with you kid. She'll like him better from a distance. Maybe.

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But, Doritos. They're very good at stressful times like this.

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So true! But, Jack! Pay attention you bonehead!

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🤣🤣

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I think it's called avoiding the issue.

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Sounds like he is pretty good at it.

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Ah, priorities. When they differ, well, that's very often that, isn't it? It's extraordinary that for Jack that entire conversation that is not about Doritos is nevertheless *sighs* ALL about Doritos....

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So what are you saying, Becks? That Dorritos are unimportant? Come on, out with it

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Yes.

With Jack's hat on (not that I would want to touch Jack's hat with a bargepole, let alone my head, because the hat is undoubtedly greasy) I would say that on the set of scales I am using to weigh up the importance of my feelings for Gracie against the importance of Doritos to my existence, the importance of Doritos would be entirely weightless.

JACK'S scales, however, are clearly skewed in favour of the crispy snacks.... Pfff both to him and his greasy hat.

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Now you're talking! I like your style.

And, speaking of Indian Runner ducks (were we speaking of Indian runner ducks?) I read that sometimes they are called penguin ducks. Yes, I can see the milk-bottle shape - I also see a bowling pin. I'd love to see them in action.

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"Pfff" 🤣😂

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Pffff times a million back atcha, Mr Doritos!

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wot?? I don't even like Doritos! It's just that I think they deserve to be considered.

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