Raymond: Back to School at F.L.E.A.
Ray matriculates at the Feline Life Enhancement Academy... a two-minute read
This post from Ray is for his fans at 🌿Leaves. You know who you are…
Greetings from Santa Cruz to all my ailurophile subscribers. Some exciting news on the cat front today: I’m going back to school! Cabrillo College has opened a new education program for cats as part of its community outreach, offering mostly after-midnight classes.
This new program is called the Feline Life Enhancement Academy ( or F.L.EA.) I’ve been poring over the program’s cat-alog, hoping to find classes in Advanced Door Opening Techniques, Sleep Studies, Food Treat Self-access, and Flea Goop Evasion. They don’t appear to be offering those yet, but there is an Obedience Training course! Cabrillo, really? Who are you kidding?
There are so many courses to choose from I don’t know where to begin. Here are 15 course titles — can you match them with the pictures? (scroll to bottom for answer key)
A.) Advanced Surveillance B.) Beginning Yoga C.) Bird Watching
D.) Interspecies Relationships E.) Basic Boxing F.) Exploring Pastry
G.) Fashion Knitting H.) Acrobatics J.) Low-impact Sofa Exercise
K.) Catnap Meditation L.) Stress Reduction M.) Patrolling a Garden
N.) Voice Training O.) California Lifestyle P.) Tail and Body Awareness
Raymond is a proud winner of an Erica Drayton Top In Fiction Award for his series of Pawed Casts. He could not be prouder. See “Up All Night With Raymond HERE .
* Cabrillo College photo by Abby Reilly. All cat photos from cat-watchers on Unsplash.com
* A-3, B-15, C-7, D-12, E-14, F-1, G8, H-13, J-11, K-5, L-2, M-6, N-4, O-10, P=9,
Can humans enroll too?
Sign me up for Exploring Pastry and Low Impact Sofa Exercise!
Very creative, Sharron! Raymond "has legs."