In the comments, please finish this short conversation by adding a word or two to the last sentence.
"I often feel as if I’m impersonating a writer,” he said, “like I’m just kidding myself. It seems that at any moment the Substack Police will come with a large hook and drag my ass away from my computer, yelling, “Fake writer! Fake!” And they’ll just shut me down.”
“Ah yes,” I said, “I know the feeling well, but there’s a cure for that. It is called _____________. ”
it is called ..... scotch?
Pretend-o-cillin.