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Thomas D’Arcy O’Donnell's avatar

.. do believe we’d benefit by ‘a little talk’ haha !

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Maybe!

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Thomas D’Arcy O’Donnell's avatar

.. am still laughing .. a spine tingling short read .. 🦎🏴‍☠️

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Spine-tingling to an arachnophobe, for sure, especially the photos

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Sharon the Lion-Hearted's avatar

Ha, loved every word, did NOT love the pictures. From a fellow arachnophobe

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Yes. Finding and posting the photos was a challenge for me on this post.

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Karen Kenworthy's avatar

Omg love it!😍 “Any spider who flouts the rule”, ha! That sentence made me giggle. As if they know the rules.😅 And the ending!!!

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Linda Brown's avatar

So true! I really liked your first paragraph that set out the rules for spiders in your house as I think the same way...

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

It is a small house, but big enough to share with a few eight-legged, eight-eyed creatures. Just sos I can't see 'em.

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Jim Cummings's avatar

They are creepy little creatures. There is something so repulsive about getting "webbed."

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Karen Kenworthy's avatar

I actually let spiders stay, because they take care of other bugs that get in our house 😅 Out here in the countryside we also get a lot of stinkbugs, for whom I feel sorry because they are prehistoric-looking creatures whose only defense is giving off a smell (which to me, smells similar to cilantro, not an objectionable smell at all.) So stinkbugs and spiders are welcome with us, as long as they share the house nicely. 😂

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Right you are.

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Eeew! I know, right?

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Olga Stewart's avatar

That poor raisin. :).

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Thomas D’Arcy O’Donnell's avatar

.. hey ! No spoilers !

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Ooops. Sorry.

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Olga Stewart's avatar

Sorry about that.

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

It met an early demise...

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Jim Sarasu's avatar

And next time, you might think it's a raisin when it's actually a spider you should've stomped on before it got away! Thanks for yet another delectably narrated story with a cute twist at the end.

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

I am taking no chances, Jim. Funny though -- if I find a little sow bug ( pill bug ) in my house, I will take time to let it crawl onto a piece of note paper, and tenderly put it outside on a leaf. I give no quarter to ants and spiders.

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T. D. Wolf's avatar

How do we know a spider didn’t drop that raisin while carrying it back to her web for a snack!🤔

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Ackkkk! How big Is that spider anyway? Am I going to have to look behind and under all the furniture with a flashlight? I will assume that ill-fated raisin just leapt out of my bowl of granola.

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Kate Henry's avatar

Serves ya right. ONE kitchen spider is required employee. I do NOT like fruit flies. I cannot catch them myself. I hire that job out. My kitchen is clean enough for the health department and for company, but these little blighters are a bane. I have a little bird house on the middle sash of the window over the sink. I wrote "Charlotte" over the door. ONE sweet little jumper owns that ornament. Any others get safe passage to the garden with a glass to cover and contain, and piece of cardboard to slide gently under. Jumpers are little and fuzzy and cute, don't make webs, and just pounce on their treats. I don't think she cares that I'm in the same room. She stays off the floor and the counter. Ignores the cats. Mutual respect.

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

A woman with a plan!

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Heather Brebaugh's avatar

It seems that spiders wait until we turn out the lights, then sneak around at night. I wonder if, at those moments like yours when we suddenly light up the room if the poor little spider also shrieks when it sees us? I've never actually heard a spider scream...

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Me neither. Interesting question. Do you think they can predict imminent doom when the lights come on?

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Heather Brebaugh's avatar

Hmm, you mean like they're thinking, "I'm about to be flattened like a raisin."???

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Heather Brebaugh's avatar

Hmm, you mean like they're thinking, "I'm about to be flattened like a raisin."???

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Jeez... I hope not

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Wade Terry's avatar

I love your ability to surprise.

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Alicia Kenworthy's avatar

LOL. Sharron, that poor raisin! I haven't encountered too many spiders in my home, but I am ashamed that I've murdered many-a-stinkbug without giving it a second thought. Need to change my ways.

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Ah well. Maybe. Are there ANY bugs that come into your house that you are willing to catch and return to the wild? I ALWAYS return sow bugs to a potted plant on the porch. I don't know why they get special treatment.

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Alicia Kenworthy's avatar

Good question. The occasional stink bug does get mercy, depending on my mood. And I'll let a lady bug prance about!

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James Ron's avatar

LOL! Very good, Sharron! Spiders will do that to you. Alien creatures for sure..

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palmisanocj@yahoo.com's avatar

Hilarious, Sharron! I just love this story. BEAUTIFUL twiist!

BTW, I'm exactly the same when with serpents. I can't even write the "sn..." work bc that alone freaks me out.

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Janice Walton's avatar

Sharron, This is priceless . . You got even this very serious to laugh.

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Aha! Gotcha!

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Janice Walton's avatar

That you did - I am still smiling.

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