Mr. Hubbubble
a man who doesn't want much... in 50 words
This is dedicated to Substack’s King of Goofiness,
Hubbubble eats his peas with jam so they don’t roll off his fork.
He likes his grapes peeled, and the seeds removed from the strawberries.
He’ll eat succotash, if the lima beans are taken out.
He’s not a fussy man, he just wants what he wants.
Understandably … he’s not married.
As a member of royalty, I find that Mr. Hubbubble’s preferences go beyond goofiness into the realm of the weird. Although, I agree that Lima Beans are one of the foulest member of the vegetable kingdom, exceeded in foulness only by Brussels Sprouts. Regardless, I do not imagine myself awarding him the medal of goofiness unless he has a very silly walk.
Oh I love this!! 😍 I try to stay off Substack so I can get organized in the rest of my life, but I just have to peek in occasionally! I love this man and his name 😅😂♥️😍