Raymond: Sleeping Around

A two-minute photo story especially for all of you Raybots!

A short photo-exposé for the illustrious members of the Raymond Fan club, otherwise knows as the Raybots. ( You know who you are.)

Far be it from me to gossip, but in order to give you some new insights into Raymond’s character, I just felt you should know. Raymond’s been sleeping around. No, it is true. No doubt, he would be mortified if he knew I’d told you, but fortunately, he does not subscribe to 🌿Leaves. I hope.

Rumor has it that Ray favors a four-night stand; he rarely sleeps in any one place longer than that. After four days, he gets itchy and bored and has to just move on. I have followed him around with my hidden camera for a month and here is the evidence.

In the sun on the pavement, belly up

In the furry basket, fetal position

In the sunny window, stretched out on a bench

In the ”hot box” ( placed over the heater vent) head only

On the scratching post, downward tail ( cat yoga )

Undercover where no one can see him

In the sun spot on the carpet, belly up

Under the dining table, paws over ( another yoga pose)

On a warm lap - any lap will do

Come to think of it, if YOU have been having trouble sleeping, you might want to consider a consultation with Raymond — he’s a nap-master par excellence. He could give you a lesson in where and how to get the job done! Discounts for Raybots!

Raymond’s Theme song - triple-click arrow

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Now, in the comments, please let us know about you:

My favorite sleeping place is ………. because….

A place I slept once but would never do it again is ….

You would be shocked to find out that I used to sleep …

Someday I would like to sleep ( in/on/with) …

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Sharron Bassano